The hotly anticipated event will take place next Saturday night at Loma Linda University Church. Fans of the two groups will be seated on opposing sides of the sanctuary and, while Southern Californian Adventists have no problem with clapping, the audience is requested to refrain from booing the competition.
“We’re sure each side will bring their ‘A game,'” said event coordinator Sesga Da. “Both groups have literally waited for decades to prove they can out-gospel the other side.”
Local Adventist centenarians will serve as judges for the sing-off as they have been around even before the Kings Heralds got their start almost 90 years ago.
“We’ve reminded the judges to wear their hearing aids,” said Da.
Single, separated, divorced and widowed Adventists who want to change that status wanted.
Itz gonna be a draw. The Heretic Singers vs them Harolds should be a classic. Why not have them on America’s Got Talent. I gonna replay all my 8-track of both groups for next Friday sundown, Anybody wanna join me? Even gonna play Del Dekker once or twice. Whatta voice. Woe iz me!!
8-track? What the heck is that? Is it 8 mp3 tracks on a USB thumb drive?
I like the event coordinator’s name, “Sesga Da.” Yup, the centenarians probably are “Biased” towards the Heralds.
Just like the famous Edith Greenley, they probably all have a King’s Heralds sticker on their walker. The only other artist who could stand a chance would be Del Delker.
Edith is providing security for the event…
The Heretic Singers would have my vote. Their ladies are way prettier than the King’s Heralds.
Dem chicks don’t be soundin’ too bad, neither.
“Both groups have literally waited for decades to prove they can out-gospel the other side.” LOL! Christian music groups are so righteous. They should all be translated like Enoch.
I may have to agree with you on that one lol
I will put a chicken in every pot.
(I will put a Fri-Chick in Adventists pots.)
I will put a ring on every finger.
(I will put a watch on Adventist fingers.)
I will put a car in every garage.
(I will put a 1983 Datsun in Adventist garages, so they won’t fall into pride.)
I will put a song in every heart.
(I will put Del Delker songs in Adventist hearts.)
So vote for me. Tramp / Car-sin 2016 !
Looks like Heritage is gonna win by default because we’re gonna be in North Dakota this weekend…
Hi, Jared. Cool to see a real live Heralds second tenor commenting on this site. Good luck with the North Dakota concert. I’ll let the SoCal centenarians know so they can cancel the competition. Thanks.
Seriously! These 2 groups are such fantastic friends and family. There’s no competition. They are completely different. Love them both! Someone always has to pit people against each other. That’s what is wrong with the world today!
Sounds like you’re talking about Donald Tramp: “The Great Divider.”
Awwwww, I was SO looking forward to it…
All to often, we love things and use people. It should be the other way around: we should use things and love people.
I am a perfect predictor of the future. Some would call me a prophet.
Don’t believe it? Look:
• Donald Trump will say something divisive or offensive tomorrow.
• Ben Carson will say something wacky or weird tomorrow.
• Sevvy will post something funny tomorrow.
Just watch and see if I’m not right!
Donald Dump is a “loud, nasty, thin-skinned fraud who has never risked anything for anyone and serves nobody but himself.” ~ Sen. Liz Warren, June 9, 2016.
Be quiet Goofy Liz (aka., Fauxcahontas). You have gotten to where you are today, by fraudulently claiming to be a “Native American.” Thou shalt not tell lies. (Two Corinthians 20:16)