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Fire sprinklers to combat church napping
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Fire sprinklers to combat church napping

By sevvy August 21, 2018 August 21, 2018  showers, snooze, wake-up call 0

ADVENTIST WORLD — A memo sent out to all Adventist churches from the GC Congregational Alertness Department, has mandated the use of fire sprinklers to wake up church nappers. According Read more […]

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Trump fires Carson for falling asleep in presidential briefing
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Trump fires Carson for falling asleep in presidential briefing

By sevvy May 11, 2017 May 11, 2017  Nap, snooze, zzzzz... 9

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The latest in a flurry of termination notices from the White House targeted Secretary of Housing and Urban Development, Ben Carson today. The former neurosurgeon allegedly Read more […]

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