Chuck Norris converts to Adventism, turns world vegetarian

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HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — Mere days after famed martial arts action movie star Chuck Norris announced his conversion to Seventh-day Adventism, vegetarianism has spread like wildfire as the diet of choice around the world.

The World Health Organization (WHO) reports that due to Norris’s new convictions and now vegetarian lifestyle, a meatless diet has been adopted by billions of people “of every nation, kindred and tribe.”

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WHO spokesperson Raundause Cihk said that the diet revolution sparked by Norris was unlike any other ever recorded. “There doesn’t seem to be a soul on the planet that isn’t going veggie crazy right now,” said Cihk. “Some might call this a fad but knowing Chuck Norris, we’re pretty sure this is a seismic shift.”


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  1. richard mills

    Is this the same Church Norris made famous as a Texas Ranger? This is great PR for the health message. I believe he does infomercials on health products. This is neat. Great! Astounding! Miraculous! Like the farmer-outstanding in his field. Can’t wait to see what’s coming down the BA pike next!! My brain is getting exhausted. Will Norris be connected with Loma Linda? Could he be a poster boy for the next GC in Indianapolis? Woe iz me!!

    • Krystal Ball

      I am a perfect predictor of the future. Some would call me a prophetess.
      Don’t believe it? Look:

      ‍ ‍ ‍ • ‍ Donald Trump will say something divisive or offensive tomorrow.
      ‍ ‍ ‍ • ‍ Ben Carson will say something wacky or weird tomorrow.
      ‍ ‍ ‍ • ‍ Hillary Clinton will say something dubious or insincere tomorrow.
      ‍ ‍ ‍ • ‍ BarelyAdventist will post something clever or witty tomorrow.

      Just watch and see if I’m not right!

  2. I hope Chuck was turned on the Little Debbies part of the health message, too. No health message is complete without a daily does of Little Debbies. (Just ask my sister, a former 98-pound weakling. She’s still trying to figure out how she gained 273 pounds after adopting the Little Debbie’s health diet.)

  3. Let’s hope that Chuck was turned on to the Little Debbies part of the health message, too. No health message is complete without a daily dose of vegetarian Little Debbie’s snack cakes that are full of sugar, brimming with fat, packed with empty calories, and overflowing with sodium. Just ask my sister, a former 98-pound weakling. She’s still trying to figure out how she gained 285 pounds after adopting the Little Debbie’s health diet. She’s certainly doing something right!

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  5. Muyinda Francis

    My dear friends, there isn’t a soul that God did not create and there isn’t a soul that God can not win. We all try to preach the message and God does the winning and converting of souls. He can win even the worst. If you think this is a lie, it will happen someday to someone you really know. But am sure it can happen to you if you have never got converted for real.

  6. Rolando Aquino

    Surprising to the known world…yet amazing for insolent to believe… Even me now, it deepen my trust in Gods way to led people to the truth. If concersion is real lifestyle is real.. Chuck you did an excellent chiode for Gods honor and glory from an honest heart.

  7. Billie

    Interesting that Adventism is equated to vegetarianism. There is nothing about loving God or preparing for the second coming. There is so much more to be Adventist than just being a vegetarian. Its messages like this that leads to Adventists being misunderstood. I know that there are Adventists that are not vegetarians.

  8. James Suver

    I always loved Chuck Norris as an actor and a mentor in martial arts he’s one of the reasons I got into martial arts… But NY dad is an Adventist pastor and man we both r excited about Chuck’s descion to join the Adventist faith…. My dad also served in the same branch the air force and the same war Vietnam war my dad said that he feels that there is a reason that Chuck has made himself what he has become and that’s because God has a plan for Chuck… And I believe it is a good thing for us and for him and God himself… No matter what it is or when it is… It’s all in God’s plan

  9. priscianel c. ramoga

    This is for further verification. Well about the issue of Chuck’s decision to follow a vegetarian diet is a great challenge for every individual to regain our good health that has been wrecked by mis conception about God’s Word in regard to what God has intructed us in order for us to become healthy serving Him. It really is our wrong doing if we pray for a good health while we are not abstaining from things that causes us to get sick. God knows everything and He knows what is best for us. So, why do we not follow His Word about what to eat and what not to eat. Vegetarianism is God’s way of helping us fights all forms of infirmities

  10. Aaron laurent

    Way to go chuck.u were always my no.1 role model back in the days wen all i wanted to be was a movie starr.but it neva happened.still i thank God for dat.and for the past couple yrs or more ive been thinking alot of becoming a seventh day adventist.looks like u r my role model again chuck in doing so kool

  11. jane

    Praise the Lord!
    Chuck you did the right decision in life.
    Thank you God for bringing your children in the sheeves. It’s truly God’s perfect plan to bring Chuck to the right path who truly obeys and do the will of God.He is touched by the Holy Spirit as well to save his soul so that others will be enlighten through Him.And by the grace of God he is saved and through his faith and not of himself.
    Ref.(Epehesians 2:8).
    May the Lord God bless you always!

  12. Ely B. Obediente

    ” Blessed are the poor/fool in spirit for they shall see God ” My worst enemy is myself, I wanted to be a vegetarian but although my spirit is willing, my flesh is weak.. I envied people like Chuck, Norris for being so brave to conquer himself. I felt sorry for myself and Just-In – Singling to show envy to people like the Adventist and Chuck Norris. That makes the two of us Just-in. We may learn how to conquer ourselves.

  13. Gull Able

    If Chuck really did convert to Adventism, then we wouldn’t be here anymore because Chuck is so powerful that the message would have reached the entire world and Jesus would be here already saying, “Thanks bro! I was hoping it was our Father’s plan!”

  14. E. Morales

    Why does a website of this nature exist? If they claim to be Seventh Day Adventist, the conference should ask them to close it down. This is embarrasing for serious Adventist. They make our religion look like a group of clowns. Seriously.

  15. Mozzo

    My mom & dad are SDA in Denmark. …..reading all your comments above makes me happy that I am not.
    This site is funny and I love it.
    But it’s not real News guys, don’t take it so seriusly 😉

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