“We don’t know what we were thinking when we picked a Saturday for the wedding,” read an apologetic statement from the Royal Family adding that, in addition to switching the date, the exchange of rings would be replaced by an exchange of “some really nice watches.”
The enormous cost of rebooking florists, stylists, security operators and caterers has, according to the Royal statement, been offset by “an inspired suggestion” by Adventists to return all alcoholic drinks planned for the reception and instead serve Schloer (the British answer to Martinelli’s.)
Royal Wedding organizers said that they realized they could slash their bills even further after a slew of Adventist parents volunteered to decorate the entire occasion all by themselves from materials that were completely free to procure or, at the very least, looked like they should have been free.
“We also fired the reception DJ and slashed catering costs after the Adventists talked us into making the reception dining potluck style,” said the Royal statement, adding that there was plenty of space for the potluck tables now that the dance floor would no longer be needed.
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