Musk Moves Tesla To Southwestern Adventist University

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Elon Musk, Tesla Factory, Fremont (CA, USA)
Author: Maurizio Pesce from Milan, Italia – Wikipedia
Keene, Tex. – Billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has continued to encourage a California exodus by announcing the relocation of Tesla from Palo Alto to an extension of Southwestern Adventist University’s campus in Keene, Texas.

“I’ve already moved to Texas personally so this was the next logical move for Tesla,” said Musk.

The entrepreneur explained the decision to relocate Tesla headquarters to the Adventist university campus as a matter of pragmatism: SWAU graduates would provide a steady flow of job applicants to fill positions left vacant by people refusing to leave the Bay Area.

“I’m a little worried that Southwestern students refuse to work Saturdays,” said Musk, but I hear they hustle for the rest of the week.”



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