Spelling-Challenged Pastor Blames Typos On Devil

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Alphabet Lane, Calif. – Over the last month Pastor Mel Eskribir has treated his frustrated flock to glaring typos in multiple emails, e-bulletins and sermon PowerPoints.

Without fail, Eskribir has managed to blame each and every typo on the Devil, washing his hands completely of any personal responsibility.

If a church member so much as dares suggest Eskribir at least use spell check, the pastor launches into a sermon on the dangers of legalism and threatens to assign the person to special music for next week.

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