Musk Moves Tesla To Southwestern Adventist University

Keene, Tex. – Billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has continued to encourage a California exodus by announcing the relocation of Tesla from Palo Alto to an extension of Southwestern Adventist University’s Read more […]

Tesla Update Prevents Adventists from Driving To Restaurants On Sabbath

PALO ALTO, Calif. — In its latest software update, Tesla has included an “Adventist” feature that cross references Adventist membership records with customer lists. Wherever there is a match, Read more […]

Musk: Tunnels Can Get Adventist College Students Back to Dorms Before Curfew

LOS ANGELES, Calif. — Billionaire inventor Elon Musk claims that the tunnels he is digging to help urbanites beat traffic gridlock will also have other benefits like “helping students at Adventist Read more […]