“That was a close one,” said self-designated driver and local conspiracy theorist, Tan Nassean, who had readied his entire network for the worst.
A little disappointed that nothing crazier had gone down, Nassean vowed to get to the bottom of why the newspaper ad he’d believed did not prove quite as nuclear as promised, despite its very specific identification of culprits in an entirely black and white war between good and evil.
“We probably just got the timing wrong,” said Nassean, tapping the steering wheel pensively as he navigated his carload of confused but relieved followers down a windy, backwoods road to nowhere.
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this was no joke! TJ Turner predicted that it would be nuked, but I didn’t hear of anyone leaving. In fact, 2 people I know had to o on a trip to Nashville that afternoon, so they made a special point to go to the supposed target of the destruction to watch nothing happen.
a country singer from nashvilleonce sang-you ain’t woman enough to take my man. I play i allghe time on my CD player.