Supreme Court Rules Trump Must Produce Tithing Receipts

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — US Supreme Court justices have unanimously ruled President Donald Trump needs to come clean on his tithing records.

In the decision, justices insisted they want to see “every last flimsy little tithe receipt, no matter how bad the handwriting of the church treasurer.”

The ruling cited the importance of total transparency, not just on tithe but on itemized offerings.

“The American people needs to know exactly how much president Trump donated to the latest remodelling of the church fellowship hall and whether or not he gave any love to the air conditioning upgrade fund.

Political analysts agree Trump’s re-election hangs on whether he tithed on his income before taxes or just went with a highly-massaged net income.


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