The discouraging fact that Pastor Joseph Bleats of Droning Seventh-day Adventist church has a profound affection for the sound of his own voice became clearer than day last Sabbath.
Bleats’, whose sermons seem to stretch on indefinitely, spent 35 non-sermon minutes breathlessly telling his congregants about the new daily podcast he’d launched.
“We’ll be adding a pop quiz to our program every Sabbath,” said Bleats as members visibly wept, “just to make sure you are listening to every life-changing episode.”
In response members quietly nominated a recently-retired member to listen to the podcast and circulate a one-page summary every Friday so nobody else would have to suffer.
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