Pastors’ Spouses Plan to Unionize

ADVENTIST WORLD: In the latest round of scary news for conference HR departments, the spouses of pastors around the world have announced their intention to unionize. 

The group is calling themselves Pastors’ Spouses Against Free Labor. The union vows to protect its members against congregants that ask them to do things on the spur of the moment for no pay on any given day of the week. 

The group is already distributing The Answer is “NO” T-shirts to all of its members. There are also dressier, Sabbath-appropriate blouses and shirts emblazoned with the message on sleeves to make sure more tunnel-visioned members don’t miss it. 



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