Rest in Peace (Literally): A Look at Death and the Afterlife Via Emojis
💀💤💭👻💤🕰️⏰🙏🏽 When it comes to the State of the Dead, it’s not as spooky as it may seem! 💀💤 After we pass Read more […]
Category: State of the Dead
Hollywood Sues Adventism for “Boring” State of the Dead
HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — Adventist insistence that the dead are in a sleep-like state and “know nothing” is driving movie studio execs crazy in Hollywood according to a lawsuit served to the Southern Read more […]
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Pastors’ Spouses Plan to Unionize
ADVENTIST WORLD: In the latest round of scary news for conference HR departments, the spouses of pastors around the world have announced their intention to unionize. The group is calling Read more […]
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It’s Official: State of the Dead Doctrine Total Bummer
Dust to dust. WORLDWIDE – One clear conclusion can be drawn from Pew Research Center data ranking Adventist fundamental beliefs in order of their approval rating with the general public: the State Read more […]
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“Ghostbusters” producers sue Adventist Church for ghost-denying State of the Dead doctrine
LOS ANGELES, Calif. — Producers of the new Columbia Pictures cinematic release Ghostbusters have filed a lawsuit against the Seventh-day Adventist Church claiming that it promotes doctrines Read more […]
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GC: “I will survive” disco anthem contradicts state of the dead
SILVER SPRING, Md. — Seventh-day Adventists around the world have been advised by General Conference leaders that the popular disco anthem “I Will Survive” contradicts church teachings regarding Read more […]
