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State of the Dead

Bad News For Beelzebub: Afterlife Offers No Room for Eternal Torture

Forget about Lucifer's tiki beach party - his vacation plans are getting a rain check. Seventh-day Adventists take a refreshingly different view on the idea of eternal damnation. In...
State of the Dead

Rest in Peace (Literally): A Look at Death and the Afterlife Via Emojis

💀💤💭👻💤🕰️⏰🙏🏽 When it comes to the State of the Dead, it's not as spooky as it may seem! 💀💤 After we pass away, we are...
State of the Dead

Hollywood Sues Adventism for “Boring” State of the Dead

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — Adventist insistence that the dead are in a sleep-like state and “know nothing” is driving movie studio execs crazy in Hollywood...
State of the Dead

Pastors’ Spouses Plan to Unionize

ADVENTIST WORLD: In the latest round of scary news for conference HR departments, the spouses of pastors around the world have announced their intention...
State of the Dead

It’s Official: State of the Dead Doctrine Total Bummer

WORLDWIDE - One clear conclusion can be drawn from Pew Research Center data ranking Adventist fundamental beliefs in order of their approval rating with...
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“Ghostbusters” producers sue Adventist Church for ghost-denying State of the Dead doctrine

LOS ANGELES, Calif. --- Producers of the new Columbia Pictures cinematic release Ghostbusters have filed a lawsuit against the Seventh-day Adventist Church claiming that...
Adventist entertainment

GC: “I will survive” disco anthem contradicts state of the dead

SILVER SPRING, Md. --- Seventh-day Adventists around the world have been advised by General Conference leaders that the popular disco anthem "I Will Survive"...

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