ROCKSOLID, Mich. — Railing against “all the new-fangled ideas those crazy theologians dream up,” Bert Brakeswell never tires of warning his congregation that all they need is that “old time religion.”
Brakeswell veggie cusses up and down that all the important truths have already been found and that “progressive revelation” is exactly what it sounds like: progressive, woke and way too Californian for his liking.
He can’t for the life of him understand why his hero Ellen White would have to confuse everyone talking about the “Present Truth” when really, there is only one truth that matters: his reading of the text.
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