Trump Calls On America To “Give Big Franks A Try On The 4th Of July”

  WASHINGTON DC – US President Donald Trump used his much anticipated 4th of July address to call for unity and reform in how America eats on Independence Day. Speaking above the roar Read more […]

Patriotic Adventists across America celebrate 4th of July with Mexican haystacks

U.S.A.—Seventh-day Adventists across the United States are celebrating Independence Day by digging into lavishly heaped haystacks (self-served Mexican taco salad.) As hearts swell with pride Read more […]

GC San Antonio 4th of July Sabbath attendance swells to 144,000

BREAKING NEWS SAN ANTONIO, Texas — Attendance on the first Sabbath of the San Antonio-based General Conference Session has surpassed even the most ambitious expectations and is now hovering Read more […]

3ABN unveils Sabbath-appropriate 4th of July sparklers

WEST FRANKFORT, Ill. — Due to the fact that this year’s 4th of July celebrations take place on a Friday night, the Three Angels Broadcasting Network (3ABN) has been running hourly announcements Read more […]