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Theology Major Prays For Return Of Banquets
Dating, La Sierra University

Theology Major Prays For Return Of Banquets

By sevvy January 11, 2021 January 11, 2021  banquets, ZOOM 3

RIVERSIDE, Calif. – La Sierra University theology major, Joe Sayido, has spent much of the New Year in earnest prayer for a return to favorable pastor’s wife hunting conditions. At the top Read more […]

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NAD Launches Department Of Adventist Dating
Courtship, Dating

NAD Launches Department Of Adventist Dating

By sevvy December 26, 2019 December 26, 2019  Adventist singles, banquets, love, scarcity 3

COLUMBIA, Md. — Citing a record number of complaints from single Adventists claiming they have no romantic prospects at their local church, the North American Division recently opened the world’s Read more […]

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Top Adventist pick-up lines revealed
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Top Adventist pick-up lines revealed

By sevvy May 10, 2018 May 10, 2018  Adventist love languages, banquets, Friday vespers 2

ADVENTIST WORLD — Adventist leaders recently ordered a survey of the most effective pick-up lines among young adult church-goers. The top responses are listed below: 17. Let’s go read how Read more […]

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