Military parade to feature sixty-cubit golden Trump image

WASHINGTON, D.C. — As the Pentagon scrambles to follow President Donald Trump’s marching orders to plan a military parade, plans have been unveiled for a golden image of the president to lead Read more […]

SWAT team frees trapped Adventists from altar call

ATRAPADO, Fla. — Minutes ago, 250 souls were freed from Atrapado Lane Adventist Church by a SWAT team. The rescue mission took place after news that a visiting preacher’s altar call had Read more […]