Congregation Suffers Hearing Loss as Deaconess Insists on Singing Hymns in Piercing Soprano

Sister Amy Whitfield, renowned for her zeal and commitment as a deaconess, led the song service at Balm of Gilead SDA in what can only be described as an operatic soprano that shattered eardrums Read more […]

Taylor Swift commissioned to lead crusty GC crowd in “Shake it Off”

SAN ANTONIO, Texas — In an effort to lift the funk that has settled over General Conference San Antonio delegates and attendees, session organizers have enlisted some star power for tonight’s Read more […]