Jurassic World “tithes” $50M to Southwestern Adventist University’s Dinosaur Program

KEENE, Texas — “I think it’s safe to say that there’s a little more job security around here after today’s donation,” joked spokesperson Amal Gamation of Southwestern Adventist University’s Read more […]

Southwestern to accept only registered Republicans as students

KEANE, Texas — The Office of Admissions at Southwestern Adventist University has announced that new students for the 2014-2015 academic year will be required to register with the Republican Read more […]