In a groundbreaking development that has Adventist mathematicians buzzing, researchers at the General Conference’s newly established Department of Digital Righteousness claim to have developed an AI algorithm that can precisely calculate the spiritual distance between any entertainment venue and hell.
The Revolutionary Algorithm
The state-of-the-art program, dubbed “SinSpace Calculator 3000,” uses advanced machine learning to analyze variables including screen size, ticket prices, and popcorn butter content to generate exact measurements in “salvation units.” The algorithm reportedly factors in misinterpreted Ellen White quotes with a precision previously thought impossible.
Key Features
The software includes several revolutionary capabilities:
- Questioning GC dictates
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