Major Donors Confirm It’s Time For New Fundamental Belief

SILVER SPRING, Md. — Major donors to the General Conference have let their appointees know it’s high time they came up with new material for the Adventist creed collection.

“It’s been a while since we added the 28th fundamental,” said mega donor and faithful ASI backer, Rich Krispie. “We’re long overdue for something additional.”

Krispie said he didn’t have anything particular in mind but shared that the size of his next donation was directly tied to the severity of the next fundamental and to whether he got permanent office space on the GC building’s third floor before Annual Council.


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