Trump Cancels Halloween After Hearing Adventist Case For Harvest Festivals

USA – Halloween is canceled. President Trump issued an executive order nixing the holiday after hearing enough Adventists make the case for Harvest Festivals. Instead of dressing up in scary costumes Read more […]

“Glass Ceiling” Adventist Remake Of “The Office” To Be Filmed At GC

SILVER SPRING, Md. — Filming has begun for an Adventist version of hit sitcom The Office at the General Conference headquarters of the denomination. Titled Glass Ceiling, the show will feature Read more […]

17 awesomely Adventist substitutes

Adventists have a long list of occasionally delicious and frequently confusing substitutes for food, drink and other facets of mainstream life. Here’s our stab at a cheat sheet to the main culprits: 1) Read more […]