Pathfinders dominate Black Friday campouts across US

USA – According to data from box stores across America today, Adventist Pathfinder clubs beat out the campout competition outside Best Buy, Walmart, Target and virtually every other major retail Read more […]

Pathfinders taught to light campfires with a Samsung Note 7

SILVER SPRING, Md. — Pathfinders around the world are being offered what leadership calls “lessons in modern fire-starting.” Instead of learning traditional rules about how best to construct Read more […]

Pathfinders launch PokƩmon GO honor, double membership

SILVER SPRING, Md. — Pathfinder directors across the country are struggling to accommodate a new surge of membership applications. Clubs everywhere have doubled in size since the introduction Read more […]

Nissan Pathfinder becomes Nissan Scout after legal battle with Adventist Pathfinder Club

YOKOHAMA, Japan — Car manufacturer Nissan has announced branding changes to one of its most iconic vehicles after losing a trademark infringement legal battle to the Seventh-day Adventist Pathfinder Read more […]

Bear Grylls volunteers as World Pathfinder Director

SILVER SPRING, Md. — The General Conference of Seventh-day Adventists announced this morning that British adventurer and wilderness survival TV star Bear Grylls has accepted a volunteer position Read more […]

Oregon militia leave refuge to honor pre-scheduled Pathfinder winter camp

MALHEUR REFUGE, Ore. — Oregon militia members that had been staging an armed occupation of the state’s Malheur National Wildlife Refuge Area, are leaving. The reason given for the exodus was Read more […]

Pathfinder Master Guides lead manhunt for NY prison break convicts

UPSTATE NEW YORK — Master Guides from Pathfinder clubs across the United States have descended upon the area surrounding Clinton Correctional Facility, a maximum security prison in Dannemora, Read more […]

20 in 20 Pathfinders don’t know what “keep a level eye” means

None of these Pathfinders have any idea what it means to “keep a level eye.” SILVER SPRING, Md. — World Pathfinder leaders are raising the alarm following the results of an international Read more […]

General Conference halts talks between Pathfinders and Scouts

SILVER SPRING, Md. — Amid fears of budding ecumenism within their ranks, Adventist world leaders have begun cracking down on various General Conference departments that have engaged in conversations Read more […]

Soaring toiletry costs panic Adventist families as Soap Craft Pathfinder honor makes comeback

SILVER SPRING, Md. — Panicked Adventist parents from around the world have been bombarding the General Conference Youth Department with news of skyrocketing family toiletry costs. The reason Read more […]