Bad News For Beelzebub: Afterlife Offers No Room for Eternal Torture

Forget about Lucifer’s tiki beach party – his vacation plans are getting a rain check. Seventh-day Adventists take a refreshingly different view on the idea of eternal damnation. In the Adventist Read more […]

Hollywood Sues Adventism for “Boring” State of the Dead

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — Adventist insistence that the dead are in a sleep-like state and “know nothing” is driving movie studio execs crazy in Hollywood according to a lawsuit served to the Southern Read more […]

It’s Official: State of the Dead Doctrine Total Bummer

Dust to dust. WORLDWIDE – One clear conclusion can be drawn from Pew Research Center data ranking Adventist fundamental beliefs in order of their approval rating with the general public: the State Read more […]

“Ghostbusters” producers sue Adventist Church for ghost-denying State of the Dead doctrine

LOS ANGELES, Calif. — Producers of the new Columbia Pictures cinematic release Ghostbusters have filed a lawsuit against the Seventh-day Adventist Church claiming that it promotes doctrines Read more […]

GC: “I will survive” disco anthem contradicts state of the dead

SILVER SPRING, Md. — Seventh-day Adventists around the world have been advised by General Conference leaders that the popular disco anthem “I Will Survive” contradicts church teachings regarding Read more […]