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Adventist Culture, Religious Liberty

GC Bans Religious Liberty

By sevvy August 22, 2018  conscience, Holy Spirit, liberty 2

SILVER SPRING, Md. — In a statement released this morning, the General Conference has banned religious liberty among church employees and has strongly discouraged “dangerous exercise of personal Read more […]

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Adventists forced to sign 14-page compliance document professing love for carob

By sevvy October 12, 2017  compliance, conscience, signatures 9

SILVER SPRING, Md. — Adventists everywhere have been given 24 hours to sign a 14-page document professing agape love for carob. The document is full of confusing legalese promising “serious Read more […]

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Biblical Research Institute

General Conference declares monopoly on truth

By sevvy July 10, 2017  brains, conscience 2

SILVER SPRING, Md. — In an effort to “clear a few things up and establish unity once and for all”, the General Conference headquarters of the Adventist Church has declared an absolute monopoly on Read more […]

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