HOLY SMOKES, Tenn. — Silence fell over the accounting team at Vatican Way SDA Church this Sabbath morning as the team completed the counting of divine service offering which came out to $666 even.
Penny Pincher, the congregation’s head accountant was the first to speak, murmuring something about the “unfortunate level of generosity” at the diminuitive congregation this week.
She defensively added that the challenging total had absolutely nothing to do with the decidedly Roman name of the church.
Noticing that her words were helping nothing, Pincher threw a single dollar bill into the offering pile, causing the stressed-out group to let out a collective sigh of relief.
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