
UNITED STATES – In a truly inspired service upgrade, Amazon launched its “Before You Click We Will Answer” delivery service today.
The service means that indecisive customers who have no idea what to shop for will simply receive items that an advanced Amazon algorithm decides they really want or need.
Not only will Amazon now send you your daily bread but the company has vowed to flawlessly handle your Christmas shopping as well since if it were left up to you, your dad would get a lame tie and socks yet again this year.
The company said that the new offering would offer same-day delivery across the continental United States and that credit cards would be charged “like a thief in the night when you least expect it.”
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