WASHINGTON D.C. —- Assuring Americans a COVID-19 vaccine would soon be ready, Astral Zenith labs said the vials just needed one final ingredient before going on to save lives:
“We want to congratulate the conspiracy theorists of the world as, for once, their claims are right on target, said senior lab scientist, Eyov Praveedenz.
“All these medications need before we can fight back against COVID, is clear Mark of the Beast branding,” said Praveedenz.
He went on to add that the enlightened ones that had so wisely theorized about why not to take the life-saving medication should also take comfort in the reality that chemtrails, their personal sighting of still-alive Elvis a year ago and the UFO invasion of their backyard last night, are all proven facts.
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