RIVERSIDE, Calif. – La Sierra University theology major, Joe Sayido, has spent much of the New Year in earnest prayer for a return to favorable pastor’s wife hunting conditions.
At the top of his list of things he wishes would hurry up and return are actual banquets.
As much as he has tried going on virtual Friday vespers dates, he is not sure the cute girl he kept private messaging during Zoom vespers last Friday actually understood she was on a date.
It would have helped if she had replied to at least one of his elaborate Bible and praying hands emoji’d messages.
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