BREAKING: The General Conference has just announced that all Adventist social media posts must now be pre-approved by an official GC committee before being published.
According to the new “Digital Purity Policy,” every post, story, meme, and comment will go through a rigorous 28-step doctrinal verification process—including a subcommittee on tone, modesty, and emoji usage.
Insiders say delays are expected: the average approval time for a simple “Happy Sabbath” post is currently 4–6 months.
Those who bypass the process risk being reported to the Compliance Team for Online Witnessing (CTOW), who will lovingly “review your spirit.”
Would you still post if you had to wait for GC approval?
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