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GC Approves ‘Black Widow’ As Adventist-Appropriate Due To Non-Leadership Role In Avengers

Silver Spring, Md. —— In a shocking move, the General Conference has released a statement fully authorizing Adventist members to view Marvel’s Black Widow on opening weekend.  “We don’t usually...
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Adventist Drive-In Theater Churches Feature Priority Angel Parking

ADVENTIST WORLD --- As more and more Adventist congregations have turned to drive-in church models during the COVID-19 pandemic, the church manual has been...
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GC: Angels won’t go near Red Box vending machines

SILVER SPRING, Md. --- Adventists have been warned that they will not be afforded the protection of guardian angels if they get within 10...

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