Deacon Pilloried for Premature Potluck Seconds Attempt

RICKETY SHED, Mich. — Members of Graceless SDA Church took matters into their own hands last Sabbath as Ben Masnomenos, a particularly disliked deacon, tried to go for potluck seconds before some had even had firsts.

Masnomenos was immediately removed from line by incensed members that restrained the over-eager deacon by putting him in a pillory that had been used as a prop in a historical play some time back.

Masnomenos spent the rest of potluck calling out to diners from the pillory, exhorting them to, at the very least, leave him another round of Special K Loaf.


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