Bombshelter Adventist
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You focus on the end-time prophecies and can juggle and recite numbers like nobody's business. You would flee to the mountains right now, but you feel it is more important to travel to other churches and harangue them about fleeing to the mountains. If you’re female, you always wear a long skirt that reaches to your ankles. If it’s a hot-day you MIGHT wear an elbow-length cardigan. If you’re male, you definitely own a sweater vest or two and a “Members Only” windbreaker.
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There are Gladventists, Badventists, Madventists, Sadventists, Gadaboutventists, Fadventists, Radventists, Gayadventists, Xadventists and a few real Adventists scattered here & there. I’m in between, on the fence, grass might look greener on the other side Adventist. Can I get an AMEN? Woe is me!!
What about freeventists?
I’m a Millerite Adventist, or Madventist for short.