Ted Wilson expresses special affection for “brilliantly named” Trans-European Division (TED)

SPRING, Md. — Much to everyone’s surprise, General Conference President Ted Wilson told reporters today that his favorite world division of the Adventist Church was the Trans-European Division Read more […]

GC organizes mandatory Unity Lock-in for rebel union leaders

SILVER SPRING, Md. — Adventist leaders that attended a General Conference-organized invite-only event have been out of contact with the outside world for days. Leaders of Adventist unions Read more […]

PUC student launches Amazing Facts spoof site: ‘Amazing Farts’

ANGWIN, Calif. — Carlos Mendoza, a junior Film and TV major at Pacific Union College, caused a stir this past week by starting Amazing Farts a satirical website spoofing Doug Batchelor’s Read more […]