SILVER SPRING, Md. --- A lawsuit has been filed against an Adventist Book Center after the store put "signed" copies of the Bible on display.
Although the shrink-wrapped Bibles caused a dramatic spike in sales over the last few days, they were abruptly removed after notice of the pending lawsuit.
The General Conference of Seventh-day Adventists issued a statement washing their hands of the dubious marketing tactics and urged the store to remove any other products that "over-promise."
The book center responded by removing its entire range of fake chicken.