Annual Council Delegates Served Little Debbie Treats to Promote “Sweet Spirit”

BATTLE CREEK, Mich. — The day directly after a controversial Annual Council 2018 vote on a murky “compliance document,” all delegates have been served Little Debbie snack cakes to promote a Read more […]

GC Crossword Puzzle: 2018 Annual Council Edition!

Welcome to the Annual Council Game Compliance Committee! This committee is one of your friendly GC committees designed to make sure everyone plays games appropriately and within the guidelines of Read more […]

Controversial Beard Grooming Compliance Document Faces Annual Council Vote

BATTLE CREEK, Mich. — As participants arrive ahead of this year’s Annual Council meetings, the question on everyone’s mind is whether or not a much-discussed beard grooming compliance document Read more […]

Annual Council Rebranded as “Annual Crisis”

SILVER SPRING, Md. — In an effort to more accurately describe the yearly October meetings of the General Conference Executive Committee, senior church leaders have chosen to rebrand Annual Council Read more […]

Rain drenches Silver Spring as heaven cries about today’s Annual Council meetings

BREAKING NEWS SILVER SPRING, Md. — Torrential rain is drenching Silver Spring as the angelic hosts mourn today’s GC Annual Council meetings before they have even started. Wiping tears Read more […]

GC Executive Committee Members Spotted at International Spy Museum

SILVER SPRING, Md. — Annual Council is in full swing, but with a free afternoon on Friday, October 6, several members of the General Conference Executive Committee decided to sneak off to the Read more […]