Adventist homes fitted with Sabbath Sirens to announce Friday sunset

ADVENTIST WORLD — Adventist homes everywhere will soon be fitted with Sabbath sirens that announce Friday sunsets with a blaring alarm that promises to freeze Adventist rushing to finish Friday Read more […]

Elon Musk unveils rockets that can get Adventists to church on time

HAWTHORNE, Calif. — Billionaire inventor Elon Musk of Tesla and Space X fame has unveiled his boldest project to date: rockets that will get Adventists to church on time. Musk said that the Read more […]

Adventist contractor exclusively builds Sabbath-appropriate wading pools

PUDDLE, Fla. — An Adventist contractor has launched a business exclusively dedicated to building shallow pools appropriate for Sabbath wading. Holly Stride has taken out ads all over Adventist Read more […]

Adventist credit card launched, doesn’t work on Sabbath

SILVER SPRING, Md.— An Adventist Visa card was launched today with some unique features. The credit card is available exclusively through ABC stores and will not work on Sabbath. “Our Read more […]

Ivanka Trump to present on Sabbath observance at Southern

COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. — Ivanka Trump, a Sabbath-keeping convert to Judaism, has agreed to talk about Sabbath observance at Southern Adventist University. The First Daughter who has openly discussed Read more […]

Adventist man determined to mow lawn before Sabbath

DUSTER, Kan. — Joe Twister, a devout Adventist blew off both a tornado warning and an obvious sighting today to make sure he mowed his lawn before Sabbath. Twister told his wife and incredulous Read more […]

Chick-fil-A to close on Saturdays after rich Adventist invests

ATLANTA, Ga. — After a major investment in the fast food company from a wealthy Adventist, Chick-fil-A has announced that it will now close its doors on Saturdays. The popular chain is already Read more […]

Parking attendants at Vallejo Drive Seventh-day Adventist Church decide to keep Sabbath

GLENDALE, Calif. — The already-tricky parking situation at one of Southern California’s larger Adventist churches took a turn for the worse today. The volunteer parking attendants decided Read more […]

GC makes “Wade in the Water” official Adventist theme song to end Sabbath swimming

SILVER SPRING, Md. — In a controversial decision, Adventist leaders have chosen to retire frequent GC Session theme song and crowd favorite, “We Have This Hope,” and replace it with gospel spiritual, Read more […]