Monday, June 23, 2025
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Walla Walla University transfers operational control to Sisters of Providence

COLLEGE PLACE, Wash. --- In a move that Walla Walla University administrators described as "a membership transfer and not a sale," operational control of...

Pope donates blood to Adventist Global Youth Day blood drive

VATICAN --- Pope Francis was reportedly so impressed with today's Adventist Global Youth Day 2017 that he donated blood to an Italian Adventist blood...

In dramatic U-turn Carson accepts role as US Secretary of Energy

New York, N.Y. --- Adventist former GOP candidate for president Ben Carson has accepted a position in President-Elect Donald Trump's administration. The former neurosurgeon...

Adventist Church bans organs for scaring little children

SILVER SPRING, Md. --- In a controversial ruling that sent shockwaves throughout the denomination, Adventist leaders decided to remove all organs from Adventist churches...

Bald Adventist pastor wonders why bears aren’t devouring his critics

CRANKY CORNER, Mont. --- Senior Pastor Fred Uhp of Mockingjay Lane Seventh-day Adventist Church has begun to openly complain to his staff about the...