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Walla Walla University
Walla Walla University transfers operational control to Sisters of Providence
COLLEGE PLACE, Wash. --- In a move that Walla Walla University administrators described as "a membership transfer and not a sale," operational control of...
Pope Francis
Pope donates blood to Adventist Global Youth Day blood drive
VATICAN --- Pope Francis was reportedly so impressed with today's Adventist Global Youth Day 2017 that he donated blood to an Italian Adventist blood...
Ben Carson
In dramatic U-turn Carson accepts role as US Secretary of Energy
New York, N.Y. --- Adventist former GOP candidate for president Ben Carson has accepted a position in President-Elect Donald Trump's administration. The former neurosurgeon...
Adventist Music
Adventist Church bans organs for scaring little children
SILVER SPRING, Md. --- In a controversial ruling that sent shockwaves throughout the denomination, Adventist leaders decided to remove all organs from Adventist churches...
Church Growth
Bald Adventist pastor wonders why bears aren’t devouring his critics
CRANKY CORNER, Mont. --- Senior Pastor Fred Uhp of Mockingjay Lane Seventh-day Adventist Church has begun to openly complain to his staff about the...