Monday, July 14, 2025

Women's ordination

New Union Created for Anti-Vaxxers: NAD Announces PureBlood Union Conference

COLUMBIA, Md. – In a move that has raised eyebrows and lowered vaccination rates, the North American Division (NAD) of Seventh-day Adventists has unveiled the creation of the “PureBlood...

GC Slaps 49% Tithe Hike On Pro-Women’s Ordination Regions

SILVER SPRING, Md.– In a move that’s got Adventists worldwide clutching their wallets, the General Conference (GC) announced a jaw-dropping tithe hike this week,...

GC Relieved Male is Back on Throne

SILVER SPRING, Md. — Despite the unfortunate fact King Charles III was crowned on Sabbath, General Conference leaders breathed a collective sigh of relief...

Republicans Vow Not To Pick Speaker Until Adventists Ordain Women

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Despite the growing chaos surrounding Congressional Republicans’ failure to pick a Speaker of the House, representatives have flat out refused to...

Women’s Ordination Debate Generates Enough Heat to Replace Fossil Fuels

ADVENTIST WORLD — Skyrocketing gas and oil prices are forcing people to look at alternative sources of energy to heat their homes. Energy researchers say...

North German Union Votes To Reignite Penpal Relationship With GC

HANNOVER, Germany - On April 25, members of the North German Union Executive Committee voted to rekindle what, quite frankly, had been a sputtering...

GC Session Won’t Feature Seating For Women’s Ordination Fans

Due to what General Conference Session organizers termed “post-COVID space considerations” the upcoming meetings will not feature seating or yellow vote cards for supporters...

GC: Sarah Thomas Commissioned, Not Ordained To Officiate Super Bowl

SILVER SPRING, Md. - This morning the General Conference addressed the status of Sarah Thomas, the first female to officiate the Super Bowl. “While we...

GC Executive Committee Letter Of Warning To Biden Over Female VP Commitment

Dear Vice President Biden, We got the news that you are planning on choosing a female running mate. This letter is our warning to you...

No News Is Good News: It’s Been A While Since Women’s Ordination Has Been In Adventist News So It’s Safe To Assume It’s All...

Over the last few months, nobody's been saying much about women's ordination. We're guessing that's because we Adventists have officially worked the whole thing...

Supreme Court Backs Protection For Female Pastors

WASHINGTON, D.C. --- In a 6-3 decision, the US Supreme Court has ruled that discriminating against pastors for being female "is as counterproductive as...