Loma Linda dental hygiene loses accreditation after student graduates single

Can you tell the patient is a 3rd year med student?
Can you tell the patient is a 3rd year med student?
Loma Linda, Calif. — A devastating blow was dealt to the Loma Linda School of Dentistry’s Dental Hygiene program today as it was stripped of its accreditation.

The popular program lost its accreditation after it was confirmed that one of last year’s graduates had not successfully married a doctor.

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Although Dental Hygiene program administrators have vowed to regain accredited status, many faculty members admit to seeing the writing on the wall.

“We should have known better than to let someone march that wasn’t at least engaged to someone in medical school,” said program spokesperso Rie Phund.

One of the few male dental hygiene students, Cal Gate, had assured concerned faculty before graduation last spring that he had several Roma dates lined up with cute medical students and that he was confident he would at least be engaged by the summer.

“He totally struck out,” admitted Phund. “When word got out that one of our grads was still single we knew it was just a matter of time before we took a hit.”

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2 Comments

  1. Richieeeee Rich

    The guy’s name is COLE not Cal. Get the facts straight! Anyway, What gal wants to marry someone who has to look into mouths on a daily basis? There is no money in a single dental practice these days. You gotta join up with a BIG regional medical/dental center. Little Debbies Regional Dental Center in Chattanooga is looking for qualified dental people. Their motto is “You eat ’em, we pull ’em”.

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