The Commander-in-Chief was filmed taking part in a traditional Saudi Dance on his visit to the country.
Asked why his moves were so lacking in rhythm and fluidity, Trump placed the blame on a “truly terrible Adventist dance instructor that Ben Carson recommended to me as I was prepping for the Inaugural Ball.”
The instructor had allegedly convinced Trump that Pathfinder marching steps were a perfectly acceptable form of dancing and that they carried the added benefit of coming across as kosher in any culture.
The president said that he had already fired the instructor but that “with everything that’s been going on I’ve been too busy for any other dance classes.”
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