
MARIETTA, Ga. — A full scale riot erupted at Marietta Central Adventist Church following a last-minute announcement from Senior Pastor, Des Graciado, that potluck last Sabbath had been canceled.
Reports from the scene said that members sat in stunned silence for a full minute after Graciado slipped in the potluck cancelation announcement at the tail end of his sermon on the virtues of patience.
Pandemonium then broke out as the members, well-known regionally for the gusto with which they prepare for the weekly potluck, began shouting their disapproval.
“I’m not sure where they were hiding them but suddenly several members were waiving burning torches and rolling pins,” said first-time visitor, Joe Floggs, “You would have thought someone tried to cancel Sabbath.”
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