ORLANDO, Fla. — Florida Hospital is aggressively building out extra maternity wings for what health professionals are predicting will be a “post-COVID-19 baby boom like no other.”
The network’s facilities are cancelling any other planned construction and funneling resources into maternity department super-expansion.
“Even in Florida where we’ve been notoriously bad about social distancing so far, people are starting to feel more and more cooped up the longer this CoronaCraziness goes on,” said Florida Hospital spokesperson, Ally Gator.
“There’s only so much you can do when you are stuck inside all day and based on all our surveys, there’s been an awful lot of Netflix and chilling going on over the last few weeks,” she added.
In other news, Florida Hospital gift stores are preparing a massive overhaul of their merchandising, re-branding themselves exclusively as maternity and baby product boutiques.
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