This quiz promises to reveal whether your Adventist romance is a match made in heaven or just a convenient way to silence your aunt’s constant inquiries about your romantic life:
When you see your crush at church, you:
a) Feel butterflies in your stomach
b) Immediately plan your wedding and name your future children
c) Frantically flip through your family tree to ensure you’re not related
Your ideal date night is:
a) A romantic walk in nature, discussing your shared values
b) Alphabetizing your Ellen White book collection together
c) Anything, literally anything, as long as it’s with another human being
You find yourself attracted to this person because:
a) You share common interests and have great chemistry
b) They’re the only other single person in your age group at church
c) They once made eye contact with you during a sermon about marriage
When thinking about your future together, you imagine:
a) Building a life based on mutual respect and shared faith
b) Finally being able to sit in the “Married Couples” section at potluck
c) The sweet relief of your parents stopping their not-so-subtle hints about grandchildren
Your friends and family think:
a) You two are a great match
b) “Thank goodness, we were starting to worry”
c) “Who? Oh, that person you met literally yesterday?”
When you pray about your relationship, you ask for:
a) Guidance and wisdom
b) A sign, preferably in the form of a burning bush or talking donkey
c) For God to hurry up already because you’re not getting any younger
You’re excited to introduce them to your parents because:
a) You value your family’s opinion
b) You want to prove you can actually get a date
c) You’re hoping they’ll finally stop praying for your ‘future spouse’ during family worship.
Your favorite thing about them is:
a) Their kind heart and shared commitment to faith
b) They’re breathing
c) They’re the first person to show interest since that awkward encounter at junior camp in 1998
When you think about being single, you feel:
a) Content, knowing God’s timing is perfect
b) A mild panic that intensifies with each passing potluck
c) Tempted to start a rumor about yourself courting someone just to get people off your back.
Your preferred method of flirting is:
a) Meaningful eye contact and genuine compliments
b) Accidentally-on-purpose brushing hands during the offering collection
c) Strategically volunteering for the same Sabbath School class
Scoring:
Mostly A’s: Congratulations! You might actually be in love. Proceed with caution and remember, no heavy petting.
Mostly B’s: You’re teetering on the edge of desperation. Consider expanding your social circle beyond your local church’s singles group.
Mostly C’s: Oh dear. Please step away from the relationship and immerse yourself in a cold bath of 1 Corinthians 7. Remember, Paul was single too!
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