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#NotSatire
The Resurrection Didn’t Need a Ham Dinner to Be Real
Every spring, Adventists perform a quiet liturgy of our own.
The rest of Christianity buys lilies and books brunch.
We… move on.
Sabbath School covers the quarterly....
#NotSatire
We Quote Paul’s Thorn. We Never Talk About Our Own.
Paul gets referenced a lot in Adventist circles. His missionary journeys, his theology, his letters that built half the New Testament. We love Paul.
We...
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Your Gay Kid Didn’t Leave Because of the World. They Left Because of Us.
We told the story wrong for decades.
The version we preferred went like this: the world is seductive, the flesh is weak, and our children—raised...
Ellen White
Ellen Was a Sick Teenage Girl Who Changed the World. Don’t Underestimate What You Have.
She was nine years old when a rock hit her in the face and changed the trajectory of her life.
The injury left her disfigured,...
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You Are Not a Backslider. You Are a Human Being Having a Hard Time.
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We have a word for people who are struggling.
We call them backsliders—which is a remarkable thing to call someone. It implies direction. It implies...
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Here’s Why the Mormons Are Way Richer Than Us
It’s not magic—it’s culture, structure, and theology. Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints are, on average, wealthier than Seventh-day Adventists,...
Social Justice
Local Adventist Discovers Caring for the Poor Is Not a Liberal Conspiracy—But Actually, Like… Half the Bible
SPRINGFIELD, USA — In a shocking turn of events during this week’s Sabbath School discussion, local Adventist Mark Jensen reportedly discovered that caring for...
Pioneers
Adventists Should Go First
Ellen G. White started a health reform movement when doctors were still prescribing whiskey. Our founders built hospitals in the wilderness, launched schools on...
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