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General Conference
GC Announces Heavenly Visa Program
SILVER SPRING, Md. — In a surprise press release this morning, the General Conference of Seventh-day Adventists announced that it will now be the...
Uncategorized
BREAKING: GC President Köhler Joins the Heritage Singers, Says “I’ve Had Enough”
SILVER SPRING, Md. — In a surprise career pivot, General Conference President Erton Köhler has announced he’s hanging up his presidential duties and officially...
Adventist Culture
What Kind of Adventist Are You?
Every Adventist church has these folks. The question is: are you one of them… or all of them at once?
The Tupperware Hoarder – You...
Doug Batchelor
SATIRE: FCC Yanks Amazing Facts Off the Air for “Offensive Predictions”
SACRAMENTO, CA — The FCC announced today that Amazing Facts has been suspended from broadcasting after “repeated and unauthorized offensive predictions about the United...
Adventist entertainment
Biblical Research Institute Declares Kimmel’s ‘Indefinite Preemption’ a Heavenly Mandate to Suspend All Late Night TV
SILVER SPRING, MD – The General Conference’s Biblical Research Institute (BRI) has released a formal statement interpreting the indefinite preemption of “Jimmy Kimmel Live!”...
Loma Linda University
Loma Linda School of Religion Announces Cranial Credentialing
LOMA LINDA, CA—The Loma Linda University School of Religion has announced a groundbreaking new credentialing requirement for all students and faculty.
The new mandate, which...
Church Life
Church Wi-Fi Now Filters Out Sites Without Ellen White Citations
SILICON VALLEY, Calif. — Adventist tech volunteers across North America unveiled a cutting-edge church Wi-Fi filter this Sabbath that blocks access to any website...
Second Coming
Should we be telling our children Jesus will come in their lifetime?
My mom did with me, I don't with my kid. Not sure what approach is right...
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