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Christmas
Doug Batchelor
Doug Batchelor launches “Santa isn’t real” tour of Adventist kindergartens
Adventist kindergarteners around the country have never been more enraged. The source of their anger appears to be famed Adventist evangelist Doug Batchelor...
Christmas
Heaven Confirms Christmas Was Awful This Year
HEAVEN - A statement released this morning from Heaven’s media relations office confirmed what many have suspected the last few days: this was an...
Adventist Culture
ABC Stores Announce Sale On Gold, Frankincense And Myrrh
ADVENTIST WORLD --- Adventist Book Centers everywhere are featuring a Christmas sale of gold, frankincense and myrrh products.
All wise Adventists are invited to stock...
Adventist Culture
Malfunction on ADRA’s Useful Christmas Gift catalog results in massive goat delivery to Paradise Adventist Church
PARADISE, Calif. --- A makeshift petting zoo has been opened in the parking lot of Paradise Adventist Church after an unexpected Christmas Eve delivery...
Adventist Culture
Pagan symbol witch-hunt leads to disassembling of church nativity scene
Red Bluff, Calif. --- A wave of confusion and finger-pointing has hit the congregation of Central Adventist Church. Members in the know say it...