29th Adventist Fundamental: Every Problem is Best Solved by a New Committee

SILVER SPRING, Md. — In a move that surprised absolutely no one, the General Conference Executive Committee has officially enshrined a 29th fundamental belief: every problem, no matter how big Read more […]

Delegate Threatens to Repeatedly Send Rival’s Name Back To Committee Until He Himself is Elected Conference President

“I hope you guys weren’t planning on getting any other business done this session ‘cause I am sending this back to committee,” declared a crazy-eyed delegate nobody had ever heard of at Read more […]

Adventist Committee Sets Guinness World Record For Longest Meeting

BERKSHIRE, England — A Newbold Church committee meeting (still in session) has just set a Guinness Record for the longest meeting on record. The committee was originally called to discuss Read more […]

Decision To Leave Burning Adventist Building Requires Quorum

ADVENTIST WORLD — An update to GC Working Policy States addresses decisions about exiting burning Adventist structures. The update requires a quorum of the committee with highest local authority Read more […]