Wannabe Heritage Singers Restarting Special Music For Third Time

An awkward scene played out at the Pineview Seventh-day Adventist Church last Sabbath, as the special music group struggled mightily through an ambitious a cappella rendition of the classic “I’m Read more […]

The Complete Guide to Adventist Extremists

Every Adventist congregation has at least one member that is super hardcore in some way. In the spirit of spotting and understanding such crusaders, here’s a handy guide to the most common Adventist Read more […]

GC Crafts Abortion Statement Because Members Can’t Think For Themselves

SILVER SPRING, Md. — A new draft document expressing the Adventist position on abortion is being prepared for Annual Council this year because Adventist members are unable to think, pray Read more […]