LOMA LINDA, Calif. --- Leading Adventist nutritionists are reminding Adventists that burnt offerings are "no longer a thing" and should not make appearances at Sabbath potlucks.
"Do not try to bring back Old Testament practices just because you might be a bit more distracted than usual this week," said Adventist Nutritional Association spokesperson, Kareem Paye.
"If you forget your casserole in the oven for too long as you do your Friday afternoon potluck prep, throw it out and just bring a tub of Little Debbies to church tomorrow."
Paye said that after a stressful week nobody should be taking out their fears about the future on fellow church members at potluck.
"Distraction has a way of making Special K Loaf a little too special for human consumption."