Monday, September 29, 2025

Andrews Seminarians’ #1 Pickup Line: God wants us to be together

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BERRIEN SPRING, Mich. — According to an anonymous survey done of single seminarians at Andrews University, their favorite pick-up line by far is “God wants us to be together.”

Nine out of ten seminarians confessed to using the line to help their romantic efforts around campus.

“There’s a reason these guys are still single,” said Student Success Center spokesperson Noyoo Dident. “That line is as creepy as it is over-used.”

Dident has distributed tracts to the Andrews undergraduate population titled “No He Doesn’t.”

She encourages anyone approached by a seminarian wielding the pickup line to simply respond by handing over the tract and promising prayer.


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