Due to what General Conference Session organizers termed “post-COVID space considerations” the upcoming meetings will not feature seating or yellow vote cards for supporters of women’s ordination. Organizers said the “reinvented” session will feature “seamless, unanimous voting consisting of a loud “Amen” voiced after everything uttered by senior leadership.” This new approach will cut out all the time-consuming back-and-forth and tedious points of order from previous sessions. In a brand-new innovation, only delegates with pre-approved convictions will be allowed to attend. These delegates will be required to practice strict social distancing from anyone thinking for themselves.
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